Broken Windows

Broken WindowsA webcomic about the small cracks in everyday life, and the good sense to leave them be.https://brokenwindowscomic.com/Fantasy Newshttps://brokenwindowscomic.com/comic/fantasy-news/https://brokenwindowscomic.com/comic/fantasy-news/Tue, 06 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT<p><img src="https://brokenwindowscomic.com/_astro/fantasy-news.D5imnCNs_Z1b91GC.jpeg" alt="Two-panel comic. Panel one: a TV news broadcast. Two anchors, a man in a dark suit and a woman in a red blazer, sit at a curved news desk holding papers. An inset in the corner shows two photos side by side: a mugshot of a man in an orange prison uniform holding a police placard, and a sobbing young boy, tears running down his face. A red "BREAKING NEWS" banner sits above the headline "STAR NFL PLAYER PUNCHES CHILD." Panel two: a living room. A woman with big curly hair sits on a gray couch hugging her knees, her face stricken with sympathy, and says, "That poor child…" At the other end of the couch, a bearded man in a red plaid shirt clutches his head in dismay and says, "My fantasy team…"" /></p>Fashion Policehttps://brokenwindowscomic.com/comic/fashion-police/https://brokenwindowscomic.com/comic/fashion-police/Tue, 29 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT<p><img src="https://brokenwindowscomic.com/_astro/fashion-police.DEqY1brX_7fN2d.jpeg" alt="Three-panel comic. Panel one: a tidy blue bedroom with a bookshelf, a potted plant, a wall clock and a neatly made bed. A young man with dark hair sits at a desk in front of a laptop beside a can of soda, his chin resting on his hand and his eyebrow raised in a satisfied smile as he looks at the computer screen. Panel two: a close-up of the laptop screen showing a checkout page. The cart holds 1x Camo Crocs, 4x Crew Socks, 1x Chain Wallet, 2x Jorts, and 1x Fedora. An orange button reads "Buy $109.96." Panel three: The bedroom is raided by officers in helmets, face masks and tactical gear — one bursts through the door, another crashes feet-first through the shattered window, and a third, whose vest reads "FASHION POLICE," grabs the startled man's arm while holding a pair of handcuffs. The soda can lies knocked over, spilling across the desk." /></p>Watermelon Whispererhttps://brokenwindowscomic.com/comic/watermelon-whisperer/https://brokenwindowscomic.com/comic/watermelon-whisperer/Tue, 22 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT<p><img src="https://brokenwindowscomic.com/_astro/watermelon-whisperer.CUAJuS5l_uDvaz.jpeg" alt="Three-panel comic. Panel one: the produce aisle of a grocery store. A woman with a ponytail and a headband leans over a bin of watermelons, listening to a watermelon with a stethoscope while squinting in concentration. Panel two: a close-up of the melon lying on the floor. The woman is lying on her stomach and measuring the watermelon with a level. Her tongue is sticking out as she stares at the level in fierce concentration. Panel three: her kitchen. The melon sits halved on the counter in front of the woman who is holding a knife and a watermelon wedge. Chewing a bite of the wedge, she says "Yep. Still sucks."" /></p>Robussy (semiglizadab)https://brokenwindowscomic.com/comic/robussy/https://brokenwindowscomic.com/comic/robussy/Tue, 15 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT<p><img src="https://brokenwindowscomic.com/_astro/robussy.JpT5pZ8p_Z1QCMvL.jpeg" alt="Single-panel comic drawn as a parody pharmaceutical advertisement. An older man with translucent pink fairy wings soars through a bright blue sky among fluffy clouds, arms stretched out in flight. His eyes are closed and he is smiling in blissful contentment, feeling the sunshine on his face. In the top left is the brand name "Robussy" with a registered trademark symbol, and under it the generic name "semiglizadab". A translucent blue panel across the lower half reads "Side effects include: brain death, homicidal tendencies, nipple enlargement, autism, loss of teeth, dry eyes."" /></p>Sauce Drawerhttps://brokenwindowscomic.com/comic/sauce-drawer/https://brokenwindowscomic.com/comic/sauce-drawer/Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT<p><img src="https://brokenwindowscomic.com/_astro/sauce-drawer.CfWiuwiq_10FRD3.jpeg" alt="Three-panel comic staged like the Mount Doom scene from The Lord of the Rings, against a fiery orange background flecked with drifting ash. Panel one: a woman with long wind-blown hair stares wide-eyed and thrusts an open hand toward the viewer, pleading, "Cast it into the trash! Dispose of it!" Panel two: an extreme close-up of a man's face, lit red from below and set in a smug, sinister smile as he holds up a single Chick-fil-A sauce packet. He answers, "no." Panel three: an overhead view of an open kitchen junk drawer. His hand tosses the sauce packet into the drawer with a soft plop, landing among scissors, loose batteries, keys, a tangled cable — and two Chick-fil-A sauce packets already there." /></p>Realistic Warfarehttps://brokenwindowscomic.com/comic/realistic-warfare/https://brokenwindowscomic.com/comic/realistic-warfare/Tue, 01 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT<p><img src="https://brokenwindowscomic.com/_astro/realistic-warfare.CPo_1s4a_eEEJR.jpeg" alt="Three-panel comic. Panel one: a video game menu screen set in a sunlit desert warzone, showing a heavily armed soldier in green tactical gear beside STORE, LOAD OUT and START buttons. An off-panel voice says, "Wow. This game looks awesome!" Panel two: a young man sits on a blue couch holding a controller, grinning — "I can't wait to be immersed in realistic warfare!" Panel three: A banner reads "JOINING SQUAD…". The same tactical soldier stands flanked by a player in a full-body chicken suit, a muscular man wearing a red bra, panties and a tiny top hat, and an anime schoolgirl holding a pink sniper rifle and making a peace sign." /></p>