Broken Windows

Watermelon Whisperer

Three-panel comic. Panel one: the produce aisle of a grocery store. A woman with a ponytail and a headband leans over a bin of watermelons, listening to a watermelon with a stethoscope while squinting in concentration. Panel two: a close-up of the melon lying on the floor. The woman is lying on her stomach and measuring the watermelon with a level. Her tongue is sticking out as she stares at the level in fierce concentration. Panel three: her kitchen. The melon sits halved on the counter in front of the woman who is holding a knife and a watermelon wedge. Chewing a bite of the wedge, she says "Yep. Still sucks."
Three-panel comic. Panel one: the produce aisle of a grocery store. A woman with a ponytail and a headband leans over a bin of watermelons, listening to a watermelon with a stethoscope while squinting in concentration. Panel two: a close-up of the melon lying on the floor. The woman is lying on her stomach and measuring the watermelon with a level. Her tongue is sticking out as she stares at the level in fierce concentration. Panel three: her kitchen. The melon sits halved on the counter in front of the woman who is holding a knife and a watermelon wedge. Chewing a bite of the wedge, she says "Yep. Still sucks."

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